Best-selling author, keynote speaker
Bridges: A Daphne White Novel is now available!


Ever wonder why it’s so hard to find witty greeting cards for women?

Honey, you are not alone!

The Honey Notes that appear throughout Perfect on Paper are now available in real life! ┬áSend Maria an email ( if you’d like to order a pack.

Here are the Honey Notes that come in a pack of six ($10):

Front: Ever feel like you don’t know anything at all?
Inside: Honey, congratulations. At least you finally know that. 

Front: Afraid to show your vulnerable side?
Inside: Honey, that’s better than showing your cellulite side.

Front: Can’t face the dating scene after a breakup?
Inside: Honey, hit the bar, and hit it hard. Beer goggles are the lonely girl’s Cupid.

Front: Life has its ups and downs, right?
Inside: Honey, if you’re talking about my weight and my bank account, the unfortunate answer is yes, in that order.

Front: Is it worse to be fake or bitchy?
Inside: Honey, just face it. If you’re asking, you’re probably both.

Front: They say laughter is the best medicine?
Inside: Honey, toss it in with girlfriends and wine, and you’ve found the fountain of youth.